We are the authority for rodent projectile devices (RPDs).
Our mission is to equip you with what you need to launch marmots and other moderately-sized vermin1 very, very long distances. To date, we have launched a marmot over 7000 feet, but our sauce is not distance, it's accuracy. We can provide you with the tools to accurately shoot marmots within 3 feet of your intended target. They squirm around, or we could do it within 2 feet.
The key ingredient to our potent solution is our patented marmot-freezing technology (MFT) that assures maximum distance without sacrificing accuracy. This involves a sock and a really cold refrigerator; the rest is a secret. When marmots are frozen they don't wiggle as much.
Here are some testimonials:
1 We do river otters, not sea otters.