marmotgun.com

We are the authority for rodent projectile devices (RPDs).

Our mission is to equip you with what you need to launch marmots and other moderately-sized vermin¹ very, very long distances. To date, we have launched a marmot over 7000 feet, but our sauce is not distance, it's accuracy. We can provide you with the tools to accurately shoot marmots within 3 feet of your intended target. They squirm around, or we could do it within 2 feet.

The key ingredient to our potent solution is our patented marmot-freezing technology (MFT) that assures maximum distance without sacrificing accuracy. This involves a sock and a really cold refrigerator; the rest is a secret. When marmots are frozen they don't wiggle as much.

Here are some testimonials:

• I was in a bind, i needed to shoot a marmot over the fence, but didn't know how. Thanks to marmotgun.com, I found a way.
  - Samuel, Boston, MA
  
  
• There were two rabid marmots in my basement, and the only logical thing to do would be to send them hurling through the air. Thanks to you I now have the technology and support to fufill my needs.
  - Tee-bo, Boulder, CO
  
  
• When it comes to flinging marmots from plastic tubes, you guys are the best!!!
  - They call me "Magic Fingers", New Orleans, LA
  
  
• I didn't know how to tell my wife we were done, so i shot her in the butt with a marmot. Thanks, you're a life-saver.
  - Andre Williams, Las Vegas, NV