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http://urlu.ms/Sj0qFQXboizTEOEZGc3W38OqR9Ik8GJZtK3
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Distance: 2,784 mi
Duration: 1 day 19 hours

Distance   Duration   Directions
187 ft     1 min      Head northwest on W 55th St toward 11th Ave
0.8 mi     4 mins     Take the 1st left onto 11th Ave
299 ft     1 min      Turn left at W 40 St
0.7 mi     1 min      Take the ramp onto NY-495 W 
 --- Entering New Jersey ---
3.3 mi     3 mins     Continue onto NJ-495 W
0.2 mi     1 min      Take the exit toward I-95 S
6.2 mi     6 mins     Keep left at the fork to continue toward 
                      I-95 S and merge onto I-95 S 
 ...
 --- Entering California ---
72.6 mi    1 hour 7 mins Merge onto I-15 S
38.9 mi    36 mins    Take the exit onto I-10 W toward Los Angeles
0.9 mi     1 min      Take the I-10 W/I-5 S exit toward Santa 
                      Monica/Santa Ana
2.8 mi     3 mins     Follow signs for Santa Monica and merge onto 
                      I-10 W/I-5 S 
 --- Continue to follow I-10 W ---
0.2 mi     1 min      Take exit 15B toward Alameda St
220 ft     1 min      Merge onto E 14th St
3.5 mi     9 mins     Turn left at S Alameda St
0.6 mi     1 min      Turn right at E Florence Ave
0.3 mi     1 min      Turn left at Miramonte Blvd
394 ft     1 min      Turn right at E 77th St 
 --- Destination will be on the left ---

import java.awt.*;
import java.util.*;
enum TrafficLight {
  GREEN(Color.green),
  YELLOW(Color.yellow),
  RED(Color.red);

  private final static Map<Color,TrafficLight> 
    INSTANCES = new HashMap<Color,TrafficLight>();

  private final Color c;
  private TrafficLight(Color c) {
    this.c = c;
    INSTANCES.put(c,this);
  }

  public static TrafficLight getInstance(Color c) {
    return INSTANCES.get(c);
  }	
}

The ministry said the government would contribute about $138,000 after a furor over the lack of security at the camp...

class StaticTest { 
  static class C {
    static { System.out.println("inside"); }
  }   
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("before");
    System.out.println(C.class.getName());
    System.out.println("after");
  }
}

#
# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
#  Internal Error (classFileParser.cpp:3075), pid=8080, tid=7240
#  Error: ShouldNotReachHere()
#
# JRE version: 6.0_17-b04
# Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (14.3 mixed mode windows-x86)
# An error report file with more information is saved as:
# C:\Users\...\hs_err_pid8080.log
#
# If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#   http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.jsp
#

• I put all of these files in ~/bin, you can put them where you want. But, if you don't there could be a hiccup caused from relying that they are in ~/bin.
• If I want to do some task, that task will probably be done repeatedly, but don't want to invest tons of time into actually writing the overhead that makes maintainable/understandable scripts (e.g. argument parsing, help printing, convenient methods abstracted out to base classes, etc) I would first invoke newapp with the name of the app(s) as argument(s) and some other options, and it will create the file, make it executable, and try to add it to SVN. Here are the full set of options you'd see if you type pass the one of the two help arguments, -h or -help, or simply invoke it with no arguments.
  
  % newapp
  

  Produces starter code for commandline apps using the 'app' gem
  Usage: newapp <options> <arguments>
  where options include:
    -h | -help          Print this message
    -v | -verbose       Print debugging messages
    -d | -describe      Print a desription of this program
    -e | -explainargs   Print a desription of the argument types
    -b | -bindir        Use ~/bin for you destintion directory.
    -n | -motions       Just go through the motions
    -f | -force         Force override of existing files
    -t | -text      <s> New description of the app, 's'
  and where arguments are 'app names'
        

  After that a new file will be created for every name you pass as an argument. For example:
  
  % newapp a_sample_app -t "A sample app for this blog post"
% cat a_sample_app
  

  #!/usr/bin/env ruby
  #
  # A sample app for this blog post
  #
  
  require 'rubygems'
  require 'app'
  
  class ASampleApp < App
  
    def initialize
      super
    end
  
    def description    
      "A sample app for this blog post"
    end
  
    def default_arguments
      []
    end
  
    def argument_explanations
      []
    end
      
    def get_options
    end
    
    def process_arg(arg)
      throw 'Implementation missing for method ' + 
        q(self.class.name + '.process_arg')
  
      # OK
      0
    end
  
  end
  
  ASampleApp.new.main ARGV
  		   

• First, something about the arguments...all apps that are subclasses of App support the following arguments:
  
  

    -h | -help            Print this message
    -v | -verbose         Print debugging messages
    -d | -describe        Print a desription of this program
    -e | -explainargs     Print a desription of the argument types
    -b | -bindir          Use /users/jeff/bin for you destintion directory.
    -n | -motions         Just go through the motions
        

  To add more arguments implement the method get_options to return a list of Options, for example:
  
  

    def get_options
      [new_force_opt,
       new_text_opt,
       new_opt('-j','-jeff',"Print jeff's name"),
       new_long_opt('-s','-string',"Use the passed in",true)]
    end
        

  Here, the two methods that create Options are new_opt(short_opt,long_opt,description) and new_long_opt(short_opt,long_opt,text,required), the other true are shortcuts for commonly-used options.
• Within your code, member variables are set by reflection, so for the third options from above, you could refer to the jeff option with @opt_j or @opt_jeff.
• There is a special method for side-effecting code -- like file creation or deletion -- called block(msg) that takes as arguments a string msg and a thunk. If the user passes in -n or -motions, as in make, this method simply prints out the message. These options control whether any actually 'happens'. In normal mode, the thunk is run and msg is printed if the user has passed verbose options. I really like this one, probably the most, and here's an example of how you would use this to delete a file, f:
  
  

  f = ...
  block 'Deleting file ' + f do
    File.delete f
  end
      

  This way it's easier to write code that you can just see what it will do first, before doing things that could change your machine.
I kinda rambled there, but the idea is that the migration from little scripts to real programs shouldn't be painful. In fact, it should be fun, and these are fun to write (OK, I may have lost a lot of readers there). So, you should never have to parse arguments, or write help screens, or comment out nasty stuff that could screw things up. You just really implement one method -- parse_arg -- and do your stuff in there.

1. Check to see if you are playing music
2. If you are:
1. store your players state -- song info, time, etc -- remotely
2. pause the player
3. If you are NOT playing music:
1. retrieve the last known player state remotely
2. resume the player with this state

• For the iphone, if we don't have a shared key we will request one from a remote URL, giving our unique id.
• For the desktop, if we don't have a shared key we need to wait for an iphone to request one and then send it over the local network.

1. common.rb
2. resumep3

1. It doesn't actually play and pause itunes
2. and, it doesn't wait for a shared key, when it doesn't have one stored locally it requests one from get_id.php

1. The ability to pause the player and play tracks
2. The ability to get the state of the player
3. A means to retrieve a shared key, if one was not stored locally

1. run(has_options)
2. find_track(info)
3. find_info(track_id)
4. read_info(user)
5. play_track(track_id)
6. pause_player
7. find_the_shared_key

1. A Player implements:
   • read_info(user)
   • play_track(track_id)
   • pause_player
2. A Library implements
   • find_track(info)
   • find_info(track_id)
3. A KeyFinder implements
   • find_the_shared_key

class DesktopComposedCommon < ComposedCommon

  def initialize(config)
    super(config,
          AppleScriptPlayer.new,
          ITunesBasedLibrary.new,
          WaitsForKey.new(config))
  end

end

class IPhoneComposedCommon < ComposedCommon

  def initialize(config)
    super(config,
          ConsolePlayer.new,
          ITunesBasedLibrary.new,
          RetrievesKeyFromSever.new(config,self))
  end

  def unique_id
    'asdkfjadflkjasdlfkjasdlfkjadsf02409234098234kjsdfksdf'
  end

end

% camelcase2underscores
Usage camelcase2underscores <options> <inputs>
where options include:
  -h | -help     print this message
  -v | -verbose  verbosely print what we're doing
  -l | -loud     *very* verbosely print what we're doing
  -p | -print    echo the input
  -r | -report   print report at the end
and inputs are files, URLs, or strings.

int oneMillion = 1_000_000;

app-0.0.1.gem

app.rb

# Process one argument
process_arg(arg)

# Process all the arguments
real_main(argv)

# Return the description found in the help printing
decription

# Return a list of options created
# with 'newOpt' or 'newLongOpt'
get_options

# Return true to make unkown arguments an error
unknown_options_are_error?

# Return a list of explanations for the arguments accepted
argument_explanations

# Return a list of default arguments to use when the
# user doesn't supply enough
default_arguments

  -h | -help         Print this message
  -v | -verbose      Print debugging messages
  -d | -describe     Print a desription of the program: newapp
  -b | -bindir       Use ~/bin for you destintion directory.

def get_options
  [ newLongOpt('-f','-force','Force deletion of files',false),
    newOpt('-t','-text','Use text mode') ]
end

newapp

jeffpalm.com/laksjdflkjasdflkajsdfljk

imageart.tar.gz

1. Run ImageArt.java on a image to create a text file containing all the colors of the pixels of an image. Each line is a comma-delimited string of the hex values of the colors.
2. Run imageart -p on the resulting text file to spit out an array of colors, and copy this array into imageart.user.js.
3. Copy some PHP files to a server where we can send requests from javascript.
4. Go to http://labs.ideeinc.com/multicolr/ and the GM script will repeatedly load the colors in your image, grab all the image urls, and send them to the files on your server.
5. Run imageart on the text file to generate html containing images for all the colors.
6. Install the Save page as image Firefox addon, so you can save the generated HTML as an image.

• Move the menu near the image stuff
• Only show the menu when you're over an image
• Have options about showing a message when you can't find geo information
• Put away my laptop, pick up my guitar

1. Whenever you visit facebook, the pager at the top of the photo page
   
2. Will magically appear at the bottom, too
   

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<OpenSearchDescription xmlns="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">
  ..
  <Url type="text/html" method="GET"  
    template="http://google.com/search?hl=en&q={searchTerms}&.."/>
  ...
</OpenSearchDescription>

<OpenSearchResultDescription>
 <Conversion 
   template='<h3 class=r><a href="{link:[^"]+}"[^<]*class=l\
                  >{title:([^<]|<em>[^<]*</em>)+}<\
                  /a></h3>' />
</OpenSearchResultDescription>

<h3 class="r">
  <a realurl="http://www.cat.com/" 
     href="http://www.cat.com/" class="l">
    Caterpillar: Home
  </a>
</h3>
  ...
<h3 class="r">
  <a realurl="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat" 
     href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat" class="l">
    <em>Cat</em>- Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  </a>
</h3>

{name:regex}

% search google cat
[1] Caterpillar: Home
    http://www.cat.com/
[2] Cat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat
...
1-81 or 'q' to quit> 

• save your current state, if your playing itunes or the media player, for the other device
• resume from where you last left off if you're not playing

1. Whenever you visit reddit, you'll see new inline comments link under the posts.
   
2. When you click this link, you'll briefly see a loading... message.
   
3. Then, shortly after you'll see the first comment appear the post, along with next and prev links now.
   
4. If you click next the next comment will appear.
   
5. If you click prev a small child you don't know will die.

  require 'rubygems'
  require 'parsing'
  
  # Printing all the hosts
  Parsing::logfiles { |e| puts e.host }
  
  # Print all the 'Url' elements
  Parsing::xml('//Url/') { |e| puts e }
  
  # Print all the lines
  Parsing::scan { |e| puts e }
  
  # Capture all the numbers in the lines
  Parsing::scan(/(\d+)/) { |res| puts res[0] }

  Parsing::logfiles { |e| puts e.agent }

• Parsing::scan regex? files?: Parse the command line arguments, or files if given, and matches on regex, if given; if no regex is given we simply yield to the line. Example:

    Parsing::scan { |line| puts line }       # Every line
    Parsing::scan(/(\d+)/) { |r| puts r[0] } # Every integer
  

• Parsing::xml xpath? files?: Parse the command line arguments, or files if given, and matches on xpath, if given; if no xpath expression is given we use //* to match all nodes. Example:

    Parsing::xml { |n| puts n}               # Every node
    Parsing::xml('//Url/') { |e| puts e }    # Url nodes
  

• Parsing::logfiles files?: Parse the command line arguments, or files if given, and yield to a block taking an object with the following attributes:
  • host
  • logname
  • date
  • method
  • url
  • code
  • size
  • ref
  • agent
  Example:

    Parsing::logfiles { |e| puts e.agent }    # All user agents
  

  % search google mr potato head -v
  Finding plugin 'google'
  Searching searchplugins.net
  Opening http://www.searchplugins.net/pluginlist...
  Opening http://www.searchplugins.net/createos.as...
  Have plugin 'google'
  Opening http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mr+...
  Writing alias to /Users/jeff/.profile

  % search imdb -e
  Search IMDB
  % search google -e
  Search Google 100 results new window

1. See a google map locating this item under the post
   
   and the link will turn to Showing
   
   if that location could be found.
2. See the link turn to Not found in that same brownish color if we couldn't find a location
   

• Opening a new urlu.ms page
• Twitter
• Email
• AOL instant messenger
• Yahoo! messenger

newgem

% newgem testgem
Creating gem testgem...
Writing ChangeLog...
Writing LICENSE...
Writing Makefile...
Writing README...
Writing demo.rb...
Writing testgem.gemspec.input...
Writing lib/testgem.rb...
Done.

Usage: newgem [options] gem_name
where options include
 -h || -help                    print this message
 -v || -verbose                 be noisy
 -l || -license      <lic>      use license 'lic'
       -version      <ver>      use version 'ver'
 -a || -author       <auth>     use author 'auth'
 -e || -email        <addr>     use email 'addr'
 -s || -summary      <sum>      use summary 'sum'
       -homepage     <url>      use homepage 'url'
 -d || -description  <desc>     use description 'desc'
and 'gem_name' is the name of the new gem.
You can also put these options in /Users/jeff/.newgem

require 'rubygems'
require 'maybe'
puts 'Maybe'
5.times do |x|
  maybe { puts x }
end
puts 'Probably'
5.times do |x|
  probably { puts x }
end
puts 'Unlikely'
5.times do |x|
  unlikely { puts x }
end

Maybe
1
2
Probably
0
1
3
4
Unlikely
4

% sudo gem install maybe-0.0.1.gem

http://jeffpalm.com/raining

% raining 10128
Yes
% raining 70123
No

1. Whenever you visit reddit, and scroll to the end of a page
   
2. You'll see a message come up about the loading the next articles.
   
3. Then, the next page's articles will asynchronously load, instead of clicking the link.
   

1. Whenever you visit nytimes.com, instead of seeing that stupid bar at the top of the screen
   
2. You'll see no bar and the rest of the body will be flush with the top of the window.
   

1. Whenever you visit reddit and open a link, the resulting url will carry the title of that post, So, for example, if I click this link
   
2. The title carries to the resulting page.
   
   So, if the title adds context to the humor of the link, it'll show in the resulting page.

imslower

googledirections

tweetedbrands.user.js

http://urlu.ms

1. You can choose a category for the new link to that it, itself, carries a little information about the site to which it points.
2. Instead of just shortenting links, you can choose a descriptive new link and the site will try to come up with one that matches the site of interest using content from that site.

1. After performing a google search, for example for mr potatohead
   
2. When you visit pages contained in the search results, you'll see a link in the top/left corner
   
3. When you click on this link you'll see a list containing all the search results that included this page and you can click one of the other ones to continue visiting the search results
   

1. Whenever you visit a craigslist subject listing page, you'll see an extra contact info link to the right
   
2. When you click this link you will see one of three choices, if the poster has put the standard Reply to email, that email will show up in a relatively-gross pinklike color
   
3. If the poster hasn't hidden their email address, but it could be found on the posting, if will appear orange-link
   
4. Finally, if no email could be found, it will look brownish
   

gmailip

gmailip.js

1. Whenever you visit twitter, instead of seeing an estimated time, like so
   
2. you'll see the actual time (converted to the local time zone¹), like so
   

require 'open-uri'

ARGV.each do |u| 
  puts open('http://bit.ly/?url=' + u).
    read.match(/short_url">([^<]+)</)[1] 
end

1. Whenever you visit twitter, instead of seeing just the name in the popup over a user link, like so
   
2. you see more user information, like so
   

http://code.google.com/p/setall

1. Whenever you visit a flickr photo page you'll see a new side panel for location...
2. If the original image does in fact have GPS information in it, despite whether flickr chooses to export this information through their API, you'll see a map appear...
   

imageo

waves.tar.gz

waves.jar

remove comments

puts /([\d\.]+)/.match(open('http://checkip.dyndns.org').read)[1]

searchlinks.js

% define dog
1. a domesticated canid, Canis familiaris, bred in many varieties.
2. any carnivore of the dogfamily Canidae, having prominent canine
   teeth and, in the wild state, a long and slender muzzle, a
   deep-chested muscular body, a bushy tail, and large, erect
   ears. Compare canid.
3. the male of such an animal.
4. any of various animals resembling a dog.
5. a despicable man or youth.
6. Informal. a fellow in general: a lucky dog.
7. dogs, Slang.  feet.
...

1. Whenever you visit a craigslist posting, you will see an extra link at the top of the page that will save this posting to your list of saved postings.
2. After you save a page, you'll be able to remove with the same (but differently-named) link
   
3. After saving one or more postings, these postings will appear green in the subject listing pages.
   
4. Also, after saving one or more postings you can visit http://jeffpalm.com/mycraigslist/manage to view and manage your saved postings.
   

http://jeffpalm.com/warnings/lookup.php

• = 48°F
• = 47°F

• On the go a lot
• Really fucking lazy

1. Whenever you visit weather.com, you will be forwarded to your local zipcode's conditions
   
2. instead of seeing the normal, generic homepage.
   

validate.js

1. Assign a certain class name value, e.g.

   <input class="validates_email" ... />

   for validating email input. Currently I support that one and
   • validates_zipcode
   • validates_phone
2. Use the validates attribute to validate an arbitrary regular expression, e.g.

   <input validates="\d+" ... />

   to validate that the input should be a number.

<script 
 type="text/javascript" 
 src="http://jeffpalm.com/code/validate.js">
</script>

use current location

1. My phone didn't think I was in the east river, and
2. All the inneficiencies of our horrible health care system could be harnessed into something good--like the way the subway captures the energy in putting on its brakes. We could have a big donut party.

color subreddits

<input validates='\d+' 
  oninvalid='alert("numbers only, bitch");'
/>

check all
check none
toggle all

install

I have not been kidnapped.

class T {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
  final int HEIGHT = 5;
  new java.awt.Canvas() {
    {System.out.println(HEIGHT);}
  }
  }
}

1. On a new snow leopard mac, 2, otherwise probably not 5.
2. Probably not 5.
3. 5.
4. "spudtrooper"

• apple.laf.AquaInternalFrameTitlePane
• javax.swing.plaf.basic.BasicInternalFrameTitlePane

1. Once again I'm screwed by apples 1 to 1 policy with iPods and computers. I have a shuffle full of legitimate music (b&s and fugazi if you must know), but it's being held captive and can't be used in episode #2 of Urban Squirrel Hunter.
2. I do like how the death phone's spell check rewards poor typists. That is, if you are misspelling a word,, it prompts you for the real word. So, why isn't there a tab like completion for words?!?!

• Method createNativeWindow in class apple.awt.CWindows that has 31 parameters.
• There's a rather long method named makeInfoOnlyServantCacheLocalClientRequestDispatchetFactory in a class with a name I don't feel like typing on my phone.
• There's a rather long field named ER_ASNODEITERATOR_NOT_SUPPORTED_XRTREEFRAGSELECTWRAPPER, and it appears to be mispelled -- REEFRAG?
• Finally, there's a class com.sun.tools.corba.se.idl.Noopnthat implements 22 interfaces.

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