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[ 03:49 PM on September 06, 2008 ]

At the request of a fellow-greasemonkeyer, craigmails is a greasemonkey script to add quick links to craiglist postings, so you don't have to actually go to a listing to mail the poster or flag it. Here is a screen shot.

[ 12:47 AM on September 06, 2008 ]

yourwebsitevalue.com claims to attach a value to your website, and I was wondering how accurate they were. They give this one about a $1.5k rating, but claim it could be worth more. They say the same for google (because it has too many pages for its current value...). Here is a little breakdown, sorting the Alexa top-500 sites by value according to this website, then showing the site's Alexa ranking -- essentially correlating yourwebsitevalue.com's ranking with Alexa's ranking.

[ 08:53 PM on September 05, 2008 ]

Here is the first 'real' jloogle release. It's rought, pretty untested, and not very worked out. The grammar, again, is here, and you can say things like name(main) and arg(String[]) to get main methods. More later.

[ 11:35 AM on September 05, 2008 ]

All songs considered is great, according to pitchfork radiohead will be there, soon... yea!

[ 11:56 AM on September 04, 2008 ]

Here is the first part of a little project to provide a means for searching Java code based on names and types, etc: http://code.google.com/p/jloogle and here is the abstract syntax of the grammar used. The idea is to have AspectJ-like pointcut matching on the static types and names of a program so you can say things like "give me a method that returns a foo and whose names is similar to baz...".

[ 06:07 PM on September 01, 2008 ]

favicons is a greasemonkey script to show the favicons of sites on reddit. Example:

[ 03:22 PM on September 01, 2008 ]

Here is a graph of the package usage in LimeWire's code base. It's made from MakePackageGraph.java. You can also use this Makefile. This is the dot source graph. You can see a couple of the obviously highly-used packages.
limewire-graph-small.png

[ 09:58 PM on August 29, 2008 ]

Curious about housing prices in various cities, here is a little breakdown of the housing prices in various cities listed on craigslist:
craigsrent-small.jpg
There are about 1000 samples each city, eliminated duplicates, and filtered out some outliers. Click above to see a larger version.

[ 11:08 AM on August 28, 2008 ]

In a new high (or low) in laziness + impatience, skipads is a greasemonkey script to skip the ads on New York Times articles.

[ 09:18 PM on August 27, 2008 ]

I've just soiled my trousers over ubiquity. . . the mouse be damned.

[ 03:49 PM on August 27, 2008 ]

( I'm bored at l u n c h ) stock.rb is a command-line-stock-quote-grabber. You can pass in ticker symbols or list them in ~/.stock. Example output 
r3potatoo:Sites jeff$ ./stock.rb
      YHOO      19.30    (1.10%)
         T      31.14    (1.70%)
         V      73.95    (0.83%)
r3potatoo:Sites jeff$ ./stock.rb VZ ALU
        VZ      34.65    (1.20%)
       ALU       6.11    (1.66%)
The excitement never ends...

[ 07:22 PM on August 26, 2008 ]

storerss.rb is a smidgen of ruby to find all the new products in the LimeWire Store RSS feeds that are by artists in your iTunes library. To use it just invoke the script and the names of the products along with the links will be printed, for example: 
r3potatoo:ruby jeff$ ./storerss.rb 
Datarock - Computer Camp Love
 - http://www.store.limewire.com/store/app/pages/album/Album/productId/91201
Broken Social Scene Presents: Brendan Canning - Something for All of Us...
 - http://www.store.limewire.com/store/app/pages/album/Album/productId/86262
Modest Mouse - The Fruit That Ate Itself
 - http://www.store.limewire.com/store/app/pages/album/Album/productId/

[ 05:32 PM on August 15, 2008 ]

uh . . .

[ 07:50 AM on July 16, 2008 ]

Cheap, knock-off ipod chargers don't work!

[ 06:40 AM on July 15, 2008 ]

When you print something at your office for aid in a questionably-off color joke and it doesn't print, don't keep printing and printing thinking the printer is broken. Consider that you are printing to another printer; and you don't know where the fuck that printer is.

[ 07:07 AM on July 14, 2008 ]

OK, piclens is very cool, especially with its firefox add on.

[ 04:23 AM on June 22, 2008 ]

This guy is declaring independence from the UK, which is about as cool as when Killington tried to declare independence from Vermont. Granted, the UK doesn't have the maple syrup power of Vermont.

[ 01:12 PM on June 21, 2008 ]

Today is potato appreciation day...




in my house.

[ 07:09 AM on June 20, 2008 ]

I wonder if the person poking around here, http://jeffpalm.com/admin, found what he (or she) was looking for? Maybe these would be of interest, too: read is slightly updated, because it was horribly broken. It's now been tested on TWO sites, the new one being freenyc.net....woohoo.

[ 07:43 AM on June 19, 2008 ]

If I had it my way there would be no caps lock and everything would be in text, but I don't, but read is a Ruby script for displaying and openning RSS feeds in text mode. To use it pass in the name of a site (e.g. reddit.com) or name (e.g. reddit) and you'll get a list of the RSS entries. Then you can choose one to open in an evil browser to read more. Of course it only works on macs. Here's an example: 
r3potatoo:ruby jeff$ ./read reddit
*** www.reddit.com/
*** www.reddit.com/.rss
[1] reddit.com: what's new online
      ( http://reddit.com/ )

[2] I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up 
    with this genius idea.
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nys3 )

[3] "I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to 
    acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely 
    about oil," Alan Greenspan
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o076 )

[4] Ahmadinejad: Oil Crisis “Fake,” Result of Dollar Devaluation 
    - HOLY SHIT, it's like he reads my mind!
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nyoz )


[5] So let me get this straight. "Curveball", who lied 
    us into the Iraq War, was working at a Burger King in Germany 
    when he gave his "intelligence"? Wowz.
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o06b )

[6] Reddit has gone Open Source !!
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nw57 )

[7] Wins $250K with scratch lottery ticket AGAIN while re-enacting 
    how he won his car
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o005 )

[8] Surviving the Hits - Suzanne Vega
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o19a )

[9] How Cops Really Want to Police
      ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nyx6 )

[10] A 19-year-old Italian tourist ambushed by a knife-wielding
     thug managed to disarm the attacker by grabbing his blade 
     with her bare hands and wrestling it away
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nyzw )

[11] If Indiana Jones 4 were shorter and more honest, it would be 
     this
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nwl4 )

[12] Trump on CNBC: Big Oil "ripping off this country"
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nww5 )

[13] Someone tell me why?!?!
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nyrv )

[14] Put your feet up [pic]
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nziz )

[15] Police break demonstrators leg, and then handcuff her.
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nz8i )

[16] Silent World [Pics]
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nzcr )

[17] Single? [Pic]
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o0k0 )

[18] Cancer patient's tumours vanished within two months after
     being injected with billions of his own cloned immune cells
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nzsf )

[19] Got six weeks? Try the hundred push ups training program
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nz1k )

[20] The General who led an Army investigation into the horrific 
     detainee abuse at Abu Ghraib has accused the Bush 
     administration of war crimes and is calling for accountability.
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6ny1x )

[21] There are no ugly women... only poor ones
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nx9x )

[22] Keith Olbermann's special report on McCain's support of 
     the 'Enron Loophole', which allows speculators to drive 
     up energy prices. McCane is screwed.
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o0zk )

[23] Kucinich threatens 60 impeachment articles (instead of 35) 
     if Judiciary doesn’t act
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o0ef )

[24] Watermelon Viking Commands You To Eat Him [PIC]
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o1er )

[25] Bush gets drilled offshore by a real journalist (Video)
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6o028 )

[26] blog.reddit - We've open sourced reddit!
     ( http://www.reddit.com/goto?rss=true&id=t3_6nw36 )


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[ 06:30 AM on June 19, 2008 ]

In response to this post, GDirections now works with Mapquest. To use it, go to Tools -> Add-ons, select GDirections, and choose Mapquest under Map Type as shown here:
gdirections-ss1.png

[ 08:57 AM on June 18, 2008 ]

Arg, little bug in GDirections, here's the latest bug fix:
gdirections-3.0.1.xpi

[ 07:19 AM on June 18, 2008 ]

Hmmmmmmmmm... my server doesn't support command-line ImageMagik tools anymore, so floto is updated so it correctly resizes images using the PHP binding instead of making execs; this is probably a good change for a number of reasons. Again, the source is hosted by the goog here: http://code.google.com/p/floto/ and of course this means that the Lime's photos are working again, too. At the time of writing Emily is showing the boys how it's done at a bar in New Orleans.

[ 06:36 AM on June 18, 2008 ]

GDirections now works on Firefox 3...thanks to everyone for bugging me about it. The official mozilla page will become live with the new version soon, but for now you can update it here:

gdirections-3.0.0.xpi

[ 07:38 AM on June 17, 2008 ]

Java2Midi.java is a little class to play files as songs using your built in MIDI player. here are some very brief instructions.

[ 09:25 AM on May 04, 2008 ]

I'm trying to replace my keyboard and having no success. Though, I've found a huge amount of hair underneath the old one. I'll mail it directly to Uncle Steve.

[ 07:22 AM on April 29, 2008 ]

Here's a little Ruby script to download all the files on a URL according to the regular expressions you pass in... there's probably a better way.

[ 07:29 AM on April 17, 2008 ]

My crap-pod works!

[ 12:59 AM on April 15, 2008 ]

Here is a greasemonkey script to hold your position on various pages, and scroll there when you visit. It's is useful to put together a little jukebox of oyur favorite bands who have music on their site. To do it, put your bands bookmarks in the toolbar on the far left, make a pretty small window, and enter a bands site you like that has a flash or other streaming player. Then scroll until you've center this player, and follow the directions above. If you do this for all the bands in this bookmark list, you'll create a little jukebox. Here's a picture from theprids.com.


OK, it sucks for macs, I wrote this on a PC, and didn't realize this.

[ 08:06 AM on April 01, 2008 ]

I've got an enormous pimple on my nose.

[ 06:18 AM on March 31, 2008 ]

Here's some code to control itunes from your iphone. I realized I needed this after my powerbook's screen crapped out on a flight from Burbank to San Jose one day, but I still had a lot of music on it. Anyway, it gives you the native interface, sort of. If I ever get appliances and other things that I could control, I hope to control them with my phone. Currently there's the AC, which is unplugged, the stove that has never been turned on, and the fridge. I use my little vaccuum a lot, but controlling it from a phone wouldn't really benefit me. I do have the door buzzer... I could let people in 'remotely'.

[ 09:01 PM on March 29, 2008 ]

I'm watching shows about Queen Elizabeth on pbs and listening to Robert Smith scream at me, I probably shouldn't.

[ 05:06 AM on March 27, 2008 ]

Yes. Journey is on Pandora!

[ 08:54 AM on March 24, 2008 ]

More wow!

[ 03:24 PM on March 23, 2008 ]

wow.

[ 08:48 AM on March 21, 2008 ]

Where the fuck is New York Mills? Why doesn't pollstar take me to the New York City calendar when I type New York, NY...

[ 08:28 AM on March 19, 2008 ]

redditmenu is a bookmarklet to reorganize reddit, so that all the links appear on the left, and then the main page opens, so you don't have go page to page. This is for people who don't read legitimate news sources, and would like to optimize their procrastination time. This is an image after and before.

after


before

[ 09:32 AM on March 17, 2008 ]

Something is awry.

[ 09:04 AM on March 13, 2008 ]

We needed a new grouphug sign for the office... I'm tired of watching the status of the servers.

[ 11:47 PM on March 12, 2008 ]

So I was checking out pictures of the hooker Spitzer was bagging, when it became really annoying to scroll to the center of the screen on every page load to avoid the ads. So, scrollagain is a greasemonkey script to save your scroll position, so you scroll to this position on every page load.